September 30th, 2006 Open Container Open in Pinetop, Arizona
So Greg gets 10 "wife beater" shirts and prints the "Top 10 reasons women can't play at the Open Container Open".
10. They already have balls and a shaft they don't play with.
9. They should be at home where they belong.
8. There's only room for one Michelle Wie.
7. Aren't women golfers lesbians?
6. Some wives don't like to play with their husbands.
5. Dan's wife doesn't like golf.
4. Buster's girlfriend might be better than Z.
3. Greg's wife is definetely better than Vic.
2. No guy wants to get beat by a girl.
1. Because dave said so.
Dave's shirt has "I'm Dave" printed on the back while the rest had "I'm Not Dave".
Car Bomb Consumption
The official Open Container Open Cigars.
At the first tee, Dan is already showing off the high-tech driver that would win him the longest drive with a 290 yard shot.
Greg starting a skid on the golf cart.
There's the skid marks. I wasn't fast enough to catch all the action.
With the help of the "wife beater T" that Greg gave us, I had the "white trash" look down on the golf course that day.
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